Happy Teachers Day

What a teachers day, students kill a teacher in Ujjain on the 26th and that too a guy who was the peace broker. What has happened to the students? How can you even think of beating that guy whom you call teacher. I can understand that you have your own likes and dislikes when you are in college. I remember I was involved into couple of fights when I was in college. We all had political gangs in college but never man handled a prof.

I think political parties should be banned from setting up their college wings. The two prime suspectes arrested belonged to ABVP and whats more ridiculous is the cops arresting them under IPC 302 and not IPC 304 which is culpable homicide under which conviction was possible without the help of witnesses.

This act of rioting and hooliganism in college makes me wonder whether we are producing quality citizens from college or we are just producing idiots and assholes.

Tough to be a FAN!

Its really tough to be a fan and on top of that being a fan of Andre Agassi. I have always been his fan as long as I can remember but this years US open he will give his fans their money’s worth—even if that comes at the price of more than a few ulcers and nails bitten down to the quick.

I almost chewed my finger and that too twice. Man!! two games and that too 5 setters. This surely is going to be tough.

Well played Andre...
We will miss you.

Football is here

The NCAA Football season starts this week.

GO PATS!!!!!!

Indian Clans - Funny

He's a breif description of various Indian Clans :

Maharashtrians / Ghatis / Shivaji Clan : This clan can be recognized by their typical round and ugly faces, matching to their bulging tummies, and pathetic sense of dressing. Females are no better. Exceptions are far and few. This clan can be easily fooled in the name of Shivaji. I have successfully used the above formula with good degree of satisfaction. These people are artificially brave and never ever take an independent stand on anything under any circumstances; therefore their leaders are the happy lot. However, these people are quite unworthy because of their simple nature. These people can be found in all parts of Mumbai and outskirts, therefore avoiding them is not possible.
General Survival Tips : Shivaji, when in trouble.
Special Attraction : NA


Gujratis / Gujjus / Jain Clan : These people are lovingly hateful. These people have very clear fundas about life; they value their community above everybody else, are artificially inclined to the worship of God, are selectively fashionable, are extremely cunning, and boast of some exceptionally beautiful females. These people can also be found throughout Mumbai, but generally live in clusters. Some of the best posh areas in Mumbai are controlled by these people, therefore I hate them.
General Survival Tips : Trust at your own risk.
Special Attraction : Women, and Navratri Festival

Punjabis / Panju / Sardar Clan : These people are the best of the lot. They are one of the most genuine people. Never indulge in any unwanted altercations, are least hypocritical, don’t lie unnecesarily, and have beautiful females. These people though clever can be trusted, but fools beware. They have a tendency to indulge in fights, but in Mumbai instances of such eventualities have been few. They are mostly located in western suburbs, but have dispersed in different areas with time.
General Survival Tips : Don’t act oversmart.
Special Attraction : Bhangra and Females
Essential Disclaimer : Writer belongs to this clan, though is not a surd.

Marwaris : These people are found in abundance in India and abroad, except in their own land i.e. Rajasthan. Along with Gujaratis, and Punjabis, they control major portion of trade in Mumbai. These people, like Maharashtrian, are ugly looking, including females. These people can be described as cunningly stupid, and often get aggressive with or without reason.
General Surival Tips : Avoid
Special Attraction : Can there be any?

South Indians / Maddus / Anna clan : These people are also found in great number in Mumbai, especially located in Central Mumbai. They have dark but, not so ugly, faces. I have found some exceptionally sexy females in this clan. Are Literate fools, because they sometimes show characteristic features of Marathis. Have a tendency to shift to Madrasi language at a slightest opportunity, and like abusing in Madrasi only, irrespective of their subjects.
General Survival Tips : Sophisticated use of English and working knowledge of Madrasi.
Special Attraction : Idli, Dosa, Females (if you get lucky)

Christians / Catholics / Desi Angrej Clan : These people seem to be the most liberal of the available choices, therefore chances of finding short term flirtation subjects are more, though the satisfaction level may not be that high. These people have also managed to corner some of the most lucrative properties in Mumbai, but like their furniture, these are also in dilapidated state. A well to do Catholic house can be characterized by a fat old lady, followed by at least three bulldozer size dogs.
Survival Tips : Don’t take “beware of dogs” board lightly while visiting their houses.
Special Attraction : Liberal attitude, chances are better.

Parsis : This clan has always remained, and will remain, an enigma for me. They don’t let outsiders in, are extremely conservative. I have, during some of my adventures, peeped into their private lives, and have found it to be very dull. I have often heard stories of beautiful females not getting married, because of their unwillingness to marry outside. However, these people are extremely trustworthy under normal circumstances. But, since they are pretty timid, they should not be trusted for important occasions. Females are beautiful but unexciting.
Survival Tips : Don’t get too adventurous
Special Attraction : Don’t know still

Bhaiyas / UP Bihar Clan : These are the fast growing population in Mumbai, hated by all and sundry (including me), for no logical reason. These people are essentially found in dormitories of Mumbai i.e. areas starting Mira Road to Vasai. These people are characterized by filthy living habits, extremely poor dressing, unnecessarily haughty attitude, and genuine stupidity. For time immemorial, this clan has been tortured the most, and so is the case in Mumbai, and yet people want them out from Mumbai for unknown reason.
Survival Tips : If you are not clever with them then you are big fools, this is what they think not me.
Maintain Safe distance, as the chances of

spitted upon are high.
Special Attraction : Are you kidding?

N.B. I found it on some site.

'Crocodile Hunter' - Steve Irwin is no more

I always wonder if animals really like humans or there comes a point when they decide enough is enough no more encroaching my territory. Similar thing happened to Timothy Treadwell the Grizzly man. I guess humans should respect the privacy of animals and when there's so much brouhaha about privacy let the animals have some too.

Sad end to a flambouyant & cherished animal lover on screen.
May his soul rest in peace.